The Lazy Trader’s Road to Riches

Corona Del Mar, CA

Howdy Friend,

Do you ever dream of lying on a hammock, sipping a pina colada, while your trades do the heavy lifting? A couple of our astute subscribers sure did.

They came to me with a unique question: most trades wrap up in a week or two, but what if you could find an edge by trading just once a month?

Challenge accepted.

I embarked on a journey, reminiscent of Ray Dalio's legendary All-Weather fund, crafting four magnetic strategies centered around commodities, gold, the S&P 500, and bond ETFs. But I'm no fan of premature celebrations -- I've been burned before by rushing things too quickly. So I tested their performance for a year, ensuring they'd stand tall when traded by our discerning Unite members. And yes, this multi-strategy is sitting at new all-time highs.

Now, let me introduce the real hero of this saga: The Boss SuperAI. A staggering 3500 computers moving in sync, churning out strategies that transition between long and inverse ETFs every 30 days.

And guess what?

This means trading is now as easy as pie. Lazy traders, rejoice! Dying to see the numbers? Just below this text, you'll see a graph that, in simple terms, is nothing short of spectacular. Uniting all four strategies? A plush 22% annual growth rate. That's a fraction of what's possible trading more frequently, but the theme of this post has been "lazy" right?

And for the skeptics, this is yet another testament to the sheer might of global fund mispricing data in generating trade signals.

P.S. Want to skyrocket your annual profits into the triple digits? The trick lies in trading more frequently.

Eyeing close to 100% winning months? You're looking at juggling a dozen strategies at once. But, worry not, lazy trader.

Behind the curtains, we've been tinkering away at auto-trading with Interactive Brokers.

Two long years later (and several pandemic-induced setbacks), we're almost ready to open the curtains.

Auto-Trading's Goldmine Benefits:

1. Hands-Free Trading: Set it. Forget it. Count your profits.
2. Reduced Human Error: Machines don't get tired or emotional.
3. Precision: Timely, accurate executions every single time.
4. Diverse Strategies: Deploy multiple tactics effortlessly.
5. Algo Trading: Seamless integration with Interactive Brokers' algos for reduced slippage puts more money in your pocket.
6. Maximized Profitability: Optimal trades, minimal effort.

So, lazy trader, ready to embark on the golden path to riches? The future awaits, and it's looking bright as the sun.

Disclaimer: The results listed herein are based on hypothetical trades. Plainly speaking, these trades were not actually executed. Hypothetical or simulated performance results have certain inherent limitations. Unlike an actual performance record, simulated results do not represent actual trading. Also, since the trades have not actually been executed, the results may have under (or over) compensated for the impact, if any, of certain market factors such as lack of liquidity. You may have done better or worse than the results portrayed.