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NEW: FOR TRADERS DONE WITH LATE INDICATORS, FAKE BREAKOUTS, AND SOUL-CRUSHING SIDEWAYS CHOP…

"How My Novice Girlfriend Pocketed $8,945.55 in 30 Days With a 5 Minute, 5-Strategy AI 'Meta-Machine' and a Strange 'Miracle Device'"

From: Dan Murphy, Turtle-trained trader (28 yrs), author, and founder of Portfolio Boss’s $6.2 M AI engine

Dear Trader,

Inflation is chewing your buying power while the “experts” shrug.

April's tariff panic drove the S&P 500 down about ten percent in just two trading days – erasing roughly $5.8 trillion in market value, according to CNBC – and scrambled retirement accounts.

Yet, while Wall Street cried, my girlfriend Yvonne – a self confessed technophobe who still calls Nasdaq “Nasduck” – banked a cool $8,945.55.

That's a 10.36% return. Here's her statement from Interactive Brokers:

How could a total rookie make money during one of the toughest periods in recent years?

You may remember the story of the Turtle Traders back in the 80's.

Richard Dennis believed he could turn anyone into a successful trader.

He famously bet with his partner, William Eckhardt, that he could train a group of novices to achieve trading success using his methods.

Dennis's belief was that with proper training and discipline, anyone could learn to trade effectively.

They took several novice, wet behind of ears folks off the street and turned them into professional traders.

They went on to make a fortune.

I was also trained by one of the original Turtle Traders 20 years ago (I DO NOT use their momentum strategies — I discovered something much better using Ai… keep reading). 

So I decided to pay it forward and seek out a novice trader and see if I could turn them into a winning trader.

I didn't have to look far.

My girlfriend didn't have a job, but had managed to save up some money.

So I showed her how to place orders, and follow the signals.

🚫 No picking stocks.

🚫 No watching the news.

🚫 No drawing lines on charts.

Just follow the signals.

That's it.

As you just saw, she didn't disappoint.

Her secret?

META ML PICKS WHICH STRATEGIES TO TRADE

A pintsized AI MetaEngine scans twenty elite strategies once a month.

Each strategy trades a single stock or ETF.

It greenlights the five most likely to pop.

No endless code.

No daytrading binges.

Here's exactly what she did.

Sunday night she opened Portfolio Boss.

The engine had already locked in the five powerhouse strategies for April.

Each trading day she spent roughly five minutes exporting and reviewing new signals.

That volatile month produced three to four quick exports each week.

Whenever a signal flashed, she hit “Export to BasketTrader.”

Interactive Brokers transmitted every order while she finished her latte.

Total daily screen time was about five minutes.

Total profit was $8,945.

That's enough to buy the Harley Davidson I was eyeing the other day.

Trading knowledge required was zero.

If Yvonne can do it, what excuse does a sharp investor like you have?

WHEN “SAFE” ISN'T SMART

The average retiree fights for four percent in a CD while groceries rise six.

Safe? 

Maybe.

Smart?

Not when your dollars lose muscle monthly.

Turn on CNBC and the talking heads chant “diversify.”

Yet one tariff headline clipped the S&P and hammered defensive stocks.

The market burped, your 401(k) shrank, and the experts shrugged.

Now contrast that misery with the Easy AI Meta.

Twenty battle-tested strategies get weighed once each month.

The machine selects the five with the fattest odds of profit and quietly dumps the laggards.

The result is a track record that turns index funds into lunch money.

The system has delivered historically over 50% average growth each year with roughly eight winning months out of ten.

 

Instead of white-knuckling every news alert, you open Portfolio Boss.

You hit Export.

BasketTrader shovels the trades into Interactive Brokers while you live life.

Pain identified.

Cure delivered.

HOW A COMPLETE NOVICE TRADER IS BEATING THE MARKETS

Meet Yvonne.

She hates spreadsheets.

She thinks a moving average is something you do with furniture.

She still calls Nasdaq “Nasduck.”

On the first Sunday of April 2025 she opened Portfolio Boss on her laptop.

The Meta-Engine chose its five powerhouse strategies for the month.

All she had to do was wait for the software to ping her whenever a trade was ready…typically by 10:45PM Pacific the night before.

Each time an alert popped up – three or four times a week in that volatile month – she hit “Export to BasketTrader.”

Interactive Brokers transmitted every order while she scrolled Instagram.

She started the month with roughly $86,000 in her account.

By month-end, while Wall Street pros were licking wounds, Yvonne’s balance showed an extra $8,945.

No charts.

No babysitting.

No experience.

She trusted the Meta signals and followed a five-minute routine any busy person could handle.

If Yvonne can transform a scary tariff month into a four-figure boost, you can too.

EXPORT YOUR WAY TO PEACE AND PROFITS

Picture this.

It is the first trading morning of the month.

You press one button and our Meta-Engine grabs twenty battle-hardened strategies.

It shakes them by the lapels and keeps the five strongest for the next four weeks.

Roster set.

No human tinkering required until next month’s draft day.

The chosen five quietly fire off trade signals whenever their rules say go.

Some weeks you will see nothing.

Other weeks you might get two or three new orders.

The routine remains the same.

Open Portfolio Boss.

Glance at the day’s signals.

Hit Export.

BasketTrader handles the rest.

Call it five minutes with your morning coffee.

Why does this approach stomp the market?

Global ETF Mispricing is the first reason.

This edge tracks the gap between an ETF’s real-time market price and the fair value of its underlying holdings.

When that spread widens or snaps shut, it tips our engine to where institutional cash is surging next.

Our $6.2 million machine learning stack detects these tiny misalignments long before Wall Street desks can arbitrage them away.

Inverse ETFs for downside is the second reason.

When the market heads south, the Meta simply tilts into inverse ETFs.

No leverage.

No shorting headaches.

Just simple vehicles that rise when stocks fall.

You end up trading a clean mix of blue-chip stocks and plain vanilla ETFs.

The Meta nudges you a few times a week and leaves you alone the rest of the day.

Monthly picks.

Weekly signals.

Five minutes a day.

That is all it takes to keep the engine humming.

LOW STRESS TUESDAY TRADE

Let us walk through an average Tuesday so you can see how low stress this really is.

At about 9AM Eastern, you sip coffee and open Portfolio Boss.

You see two new orders: buy XYZ and sell ABC.

You tap Export to BasketTrader.

The file drops into Interactive Brokers with share sizes already filled in.

BasketTrader queues the orders.

You hit Transmit.

Done.

Total elapsed time: maybe five minutes.

Half of that was waiting for the kettle to boil.

Most weeks that mini-ritual happens two or three times.

Over a full year you will place roughly ninety orders.

No frantic day trading.

No Level II screens.

No “Did I forget to cancel that stop?” stress.

The software carries 99% percent of the weight so you can carry on with life.

CONCIERGE ONBOARDING

Before you place your very first trade, we make sure you’re never left wondering what to do next.

One of our expert team members – not a chatbot, not a vague help article – hops on a friendly one-on-one Zoom or phone call with you.

No guesswork. No confusion. Just a calm, step-by-step walk-through to get you fully up and running.

We’ll start by walking you through the simple installation process.

If you can open an email, you can do this.

Then, we’ll guide you through connecting to your brokerage account – so trades can be executed cleanly, efficiently, and in full alignment with your chosen strategies.

Next comes your first BasketTrader export – this is where the magic begins.

In a few clicks, you’ll have your Meta ML picks automatically selected, weighted, and ready to roll.

No spreadsheets. No tinkering. No second-guessing which stock goes where.

By the end of the call – usually just thirty minutes – you’ll have your full trading setup locked in.

You’ll be confident. Aligned. And ready to trade alongside Yvonne and the rest of our Portfolio Boss crew, knowing your system is calibrated exactly how it should be.

We treat this as more than just “support.”

It’s a proper launch – your guided takeoff into a smarter, simpler, more consistent way to trade.

It’s part of the experience that rewires how you approach the markets… forever.

THE "MIRACLE DEVICE" THAT COULD JUMP-START YOUR TRADING

There’s one more secret edge Yvonne relied on… and oddly enough, it’s not digital.

It’s physical. It’s motion-based. And it quietly sits on her desk – spinning, twisting, dancing with chaotic precision.

To the untrained eye, it might look like a toy.

But to the trader who knows better, it’s a powerful psychological weapon.

You see, science backs what I’ve found in the field: physical reminders – especially those that disrupt mental noise and reinforce intention – are one of the most reliable ways to stay grounded and follow through.

In fact, researchers have shown that environmental cues like this strange little device can double or triple your chances of sticking to a plan — especially under pressure.

That’s the power of what's known as implementation intentions, a proven concept in behavioral psychology.

One study out of NYU found that simply linking a visual cue with a trading rule (like “If I feel anxious, I look at this first”) significantly improved rational decision-making.

Add to that the research from Psychological Science showing that even short mindfulness practices improve decision quality – and you begin to understand why this hypnotic little machine can have such a big impact.

It doesn’t just look cool on your desk.

It anchors your mindset.

It reminds you to trust the system – not the fear, not the noise, not the talking heads who get paid to entertain, not trade.

I’ve given it to my $50,000 private clients.

I use it myself before I place trades. And Yvonne? She wouldn’t trade without it.

Now, if you're a Profit-Fit, I'm going to ship this quiet little ally straight to your doorstep.

Keep it beside your screen.

Give it a spin before each session.

Watch the chaos… and remember: this is exactly how the markets move – seemingly random, but governed by underlying order.

It’s the only psychological tool that’s worked consistently across the board.

It might just be the final piece you’ve been missing – the edge that rewires your trading brain and aligns your mindset with our Meta ML strategies.

Because sometimes, the simplest tools… unlock the biggest breakthroughs.

ARE YOU QUALIFIED?

Forget Wall Street gobbledygook.

Here is the kitchen table math.

Every strategy needs a minimum of ten thousand dollars behind it.

That covers a one hundred share block of a typical large cap stock and keeps commissions trivial.

Yvonne trades about $19,000 per strategy at the moment.

The Meta fires up five strategies a month.

To run the full playbook you will want about fifty thousand dollars.

That gives each idea breathing room and lets the AI work its magic.

As profits roll in – or if you are already flush with cash – simply let the Meta unlock more lanes.

Ten strategies call for about $100,000 minimum.

Note: If your account tops $150,000, ask about Meta X, our premier done-for-you program. It's made to trade well into 8-figures with 60 strategies to choose from.

Running lean is fine.

Start with 3 strategies at ten grand each.

Prove it works.

Then snowball gains into additional lanes.

The signals scale in a straight line.

No hidden thresholds.

No surprise fees.

Diversification with a real statistical edge, not blind hope.

SKIN IN THE GAME

We refuse to be another guru selling expensive PDFs and wishing you luck.

Our model is simple.

We do well only when you do well.

That is why every Easy AI membership comes wrapped in our Performance-Partner Guarantee.

Test-drive the Meta for a full ninety days.

Make money in your first 90 days or we will refund every penny – no questions asked.

No grillings.

No hoops.

No hard feelings.

I'm not happy unless you're happy.

Our trade logs are open.

Our audits are independent.

Our skin is in the game right alongside yours.

But here is the catch.

You must pass a quick “Profit-Fit” Checkup before joining.

The edges that power the Meta are capacity-sensitive.

Pour too much money into any one of them and returns thin out.

To keep your slice of the pie piping hot, we cap enrollment at 100 qualified investors at a time.

If you wait and the counter hits zero, the door locks until space frees up.

No backdoor links.

No begging.

The guarantee protects you.

The enrollment cap protects the strategy.

Together they create the fairest playing field in the industry – one where we only win when you win, and where your winnings are not diluted by a stampede of latecomers.

TAKE THE 60 SECOND PROFIT FIT CHECKUP AND SEE IF YOU QUALIFY

Why a Checkup?

It protects the edge.

Limiting membership keeps trade capacity low so the signals stay profitable for everyone.

It protects you.

Only investors who meet our readiness standards qualify for the Performance-Partner Guarantee and concierge onboarding. We don't take on clients with small accounts. That's not our specialty.

It protects us.

We only succeed when members follow the plan, so we look for people willing to let the AI do its job.

No personal finance confessionals.

No trick questions.

Sixty seconds.

Done.

If accepted, Adam Kaye, my Director of Client VIP Relations will contact you to go over the details.

Enrollment closes after one hundred seats fill or at midnight June 30th, whichever comes first.

When the counter hits zero, access to the checkup disappears.

Still on the fence?

Remember Yvonne.

Five clicks.

Five minutes a day.

8945 bucks.*

Claim your seat before someone else does.

*Quick legal disclaimer from the lawyers: Obviously I'm not promising that's what you will make. No one can make that promise because no one can predict the future with 100% certainty. Also, how much you make is a factor of your account size and placing the trades. Past performance doesn't guarantee future results.

Take the 60-second Profit-fit Checkup

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18 YEARS OF KILLER STATS

Eighteen straight winning calendar years.

53% average annual return.

These figures are not marketing fluff.

Take a look at actual brokerage statements from top Portfolio Boss members:

(Note that percent gain matters the most because they all have different account sizes. The point is to show you that the strategies are being traded with real money, not hypothetical):

Wouldn’t it be nice to look forward to seeing your monthly brokerage statement?

Consistency like that does not come cheap.

We have plowed $6.2 million into high-performance computing and weird data research so the Meta can spot flow signals Wall Street never sees.

Take the 60-second Profit-fit CHECKUP

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SEE IF YOU QUALIFY

Still think it sounds too good to be true?

Listen to a few success stories:

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Q & A

I am not tech savvy?

Yvonne manages fine… our onboarding call guides you.

Meta survived 2008, Covid crash, tariff panic with drawdown capped.

Yes. Interactive Brokers IRA accounts work very well.

Five minutes a few times a week.

Run one or two strategies, scale later.

These are highly liquid large cap stocks and ETFs. Trade fees so far have averaged 0.15% per month due to using limit orders and IB’s special order types (All built into BasketTrader for your convenience).

Likely short term gains… consult your CPA.

Enrollment cap protects capacity.

Yes, you can do so manually. I traded manually for years.

 

 

Trade smart,

Dan Murphy

P.S. In thirty days Yvonne pulled $8,945 out of a market most investors called untradeable.

Needless to say she was ecstatic.

That was more than she made at any “job” before.

Five minutes, five AI picked strategies, one click in BasketTrader a day.

You get the same Meta playbook, the same Performance-Partner Guarantee, and the same fifty-plus percent average annual growth curve Meta.

Enrollment closes when one hundred seats are gone or at midnight June 30th, whichever comes first.

After that, the quiz link vanishes.

Click the button marked TAKE THE 60 SECOND PROFIT FIT CHECKUP, breeze through the questions, and secure your spot while you still can.

Your future self will thank you.

Your brokerage statement will too.

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